Allegedly this is “Robot - 5”, but a simple google search of aforementioned bot yields a multitude of bot activity. Yesterday, Joe and I had a brief meeting with the car version of Robot 5 between Fredericksburg and the Stamford Amtrak Station. As sophisticated as this “domestic service bot” may appear, when it turns into a car, the form is a beige ‘97 Ford Taurus.
First of all, I always thought that bots were Japanese. If the bots are taking form of American cars, does it mean that the US is in bed with Japans robots? Is Pangea going to reform as USJR? Similar to the USSR, the USJR is the United States of Japanese Robots. Then again, I am considering the possibility of trickery being involved from Japans side. They did it in Pearl Harbor, and I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if they did it again. Pearl Harbor was when Japan dispatched American looking bots on Hawaii, a foreign nation betwixt the two warring countries. The rest is history, and a day that will live in infamy.
Long story short the second rise of the bot reich is coming and robot-5 is lurking. Watch out for beige ford taurus’s and keep a watchful eye over any suspicious activity which includes but is not limited to: overheating, circuit crackling, creaking due to lack of oil, listening to drake, loving your fraternity/sorority, and drinking PBR.